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What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 17:52

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

Why do I sweat so much after shower?

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

If my heart stopped beating, would I have enough energy to walk out into the other room 20 ft away before I passed out and died?

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”